Cheese mission

In an attempt to be an outstanding vegetarian chef (for one of one’s dahling soirees, dahling), yesterday I walked into our local deli to source some “foncy cheese”.   This conversation actually happened word for word. 

Me: Hiya.  Have you got any hard mozzarella?

Chap: No.  (Pause).  But I do have a young pecerino. 

Me: (Pause).

Chap: Would you like a taste?

Me: (Pause).  Yes please.  (Cheese handling).  Lovely.  Can I have 250g please?

Chap: Of course.  They rub it with tomatoes to make it red (the outside is red like a fake edam), but I promise you, it does not taste like tomatoes.   Originally they rubbed it with bull’s blood. 

Me: Jeezo.   The things they used to do. 

Chap: (Puts cheese on counter).  That’ll be £9.98 please. 

Me: (Silence).    






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city-of-vultures:

“BEAR”
Kris Tate  (United Kingdom) via Curioos

city-of-vultures:

“BEAR”

Kris Tate (United Kingdom) via Curioos